Walking through the Mopar Action garage and looking at all the Hemicudas, Hemi Road Runners, Hemi Chargers and a bevy of late model Challengers that we acquired by savvy investing of our slush fund and tip jar at our booth at Mopar shows, we realize something was missing. Something unique, something that would get our adrenaline pumping and make us a standout in our rural neighborhood of 6 houses and cause riots at Mopar shows.  We needed a Viper. But (to coin a phrase) we wanted a Viper that would be different from all the other Vipers out there. After an intensive search that included perusing all the big auctions (Mecum, Barrett-Jackson, etc.) we finally found what we were looking for: The Viagra Viper. This honey of a ride was listed on Facebook Marketplace—a site noted for highly collectible Mopars and budget trinkets. The 1996 Dodge Viper RT/10 is extended 10 feet over stock to a roomy 25 feet bumper to bumper, but still retains the Viper’s distinctive lines. There will be no mistake identifying this baby as anything but a Viper.
The stretch features longer body panels and no roof (maybe available as an option?) There’s also a second set of doors  which makes it convenient to access the second row of seats so you don’t have to climb over the driver, knocking off his expensive sunglasses in the process. The builder thought of everything. A second roll hoop provides the safety you need in the event of a rollover. The white Viper is a knockout with its black leather interior and blue racing stripes. The asking price of $160K seems reasonable enough considering the unique one-of-a kind vehicle you’ll be getting. Expect a lower price if you wait for the coming Chinese knock-offs. In the meantime, we’re going to see how much is in our coffee fund jar and put in our bid.
